A survey carried out by global research sire OnePoll.com which sampled women from 20 countries showed the countries that have the best and worst lovers in the world. And you might just have some clues on what ticked the opposite sex off.
World's worst lovers:
1. Germany (Too Smelly)
2. England (Too Lazy)
3. Sweden (Too Quick)
4. Holland (Too Dominating)
5. America (Too Rough)
6 Greece (Too Lovey-Dovey)
7 Wales (Too Selfish)
8 Scotland (Too Loud)
9. Turkey (Too Sweaty)
10. Russia (Too Hairy)
Seriously, i laughed my ass off over the 'too smelly'. Poor Germans, maybe too much sauerkraut didn't do you guys any good. A normal person can't stand being around someone with body odour let alone sleep with him. And others which had me rolling are the 'too quick', 'too sweaty' and 'too hairy'.
Those ladies really don't beat around their own bush, do they? Its so straightforward that its so hilarious.
World's Best Lovers:
6. South Africa
8. New Zealand
Though they didn't give the reasons why men from these countries make the best lovers, i'm sure you guys could make out why. They don't coin it as 'French Kiss' for nothing and if there's anything to learn from the Italian men, it'll definitely that, some wines won't hurt but would just heighten the mood.
And now i know where to send my single, miserable girlfriends off to when they didn't get any luck with the Singaporean men.
"I keep my dick hangin' out of my pants.
So i can point out what i like.
I was chosen by the standard procedures
and i'll assure you, i don't mind."
The Knife, Hangin' Out.